“Guys,

Who doesn’t love a hot chick with a thick accent? This bitch is fresh off the boat from Hungary, and she’s come to my massage table to sample some of America’s finest pleasures — which is to say, my cock. Amirah says she’d love to stay in America for good, but it’s not as easy as it used to be to get a green card. I’m rubbing up on that big, bouncy booty and her gorgeous, natural tits when I happen to mention I know somebody in immigration who could help her out. She gets a little uppity when I mention what I want in return, but soon she’s slurping up and down on my big ol’ Washington Monument, all so she can stay in the U.S. of A. She comes off as a bit of a prude though, so I don’t know if that’s the type of girl I’d want moving into my home turf. In the end, I tell her to pack her bags and move along. Tourists, am I right?

John”